This week marks the beginning of the March of the Clowns! Or last week was supposed to, but I'm a flakey f#cknugget and lack discipline. Either way, the review of the day is We All Scream for Ice Cream, a story made by the director of Child's Play for a Showtime television series. Think Twilight Zone, or Outer Limits, without the deep moral lessons and throw in a bunch of cursing and you get the idea.