We watch Disney's FIRST animated movie, the 1937 classic Snow White and the Seven Dwarfs. Will Snow White ever escape the evil witch? Will the other dwarves ever quit being mean to Dopey? Is this the same movie as Sleeping Beauty?
We watch Disney's 2nd animated feature, the 1940 coming-of-human tale Pinocchio. Will Pinocchio become a real boy? Will Jiminy Cricket get his libido under control? And how the hell did Geppetto get stuck inside a whale?
We watch Disney's 3rd animated feature, the 1940 musical extravaganza Fantasia. Will Mickey master the power of broomsticks? Will the centaurs successfully mate? And just how the hell do you drink to classical music?
We watch Disney's 4th animated feature, the 1941 emotional wringer Dumbo. Will Dumbo ever learn to use his ears for good? Will his friends ever use his real name? And just how racist is this movie?
We watch Disney's 5th animated feature, the 1942 woodland critter tale Bambi. Will Bambi inherit the throne of the forest? Will Thumper ever control his compulsive thumping? And just how damn adorable is this movie?
We watch Disney's 31st animated feature, the 1992 Arabian-themed Aladdin. Will Aladdin use his three wishes properly? Will Jafar ever reveal what's beneath his cowl? And why isn't Tom Cruise the voice of Aladdin?
We watch Disney's 53rd animated feature, 2013's smash hit Frozen. Will Elsa and Anna reunite under good circumstances? Is Olaf annoying or the cutest little snowman since Frosty? And just why do we keep talking about a nuclear bomb?
We watch Disney's 13th animated feature, 1951's seemingly plotless Alice in Wonderland. Will Alice find her way out of Wonderland? Is there any kind of central plot to all these wacky stories? And just how do all these characters defecate if none of them have a butthole?
We watch Disney's 21st animated feature, 1973's low-budget Robin Hood. Will Robin's shitty disguises fool the Sheriff of Nottingham? Is there a goblin hanging out with Robin Hood's band of thieves? And just how many times can one movie re-use the same animation?
We watch Disney's 40th animated feature, 2000's The Emperor's New Groove. Does Pacha have a llama fetish? Will Kronk ever get crunk? And just how many months pregnant is Chicha - and does it matter?
We watch Disney's 14th animated feature, 1953's Peter Pan. Is Peter Pan actually just Wendy's boyfriend? Will Smee ever find clothes that fit? And just how ignorant were the animators about Native Americans?
We watch Disney's 50th animated feature, 2010's Tangled. How does Rapunzel know so much stuff? Will Flynn ever be comfortable with his secret fetishes? And just what the hell is Mother G's actual name?
We watch Disney's 34th animated feature, 1996's The Hunchback of Notre Dame. Does Quasimodo realize he's in the friend zone? What kind of kinky stuff is Frollo into? And just how sexy did the animators want Esmeralda to be?
We watch Disney's 6th animated feature, 1942's Saludos Amigos. Are these Mad Men-style animators racist? Why is Chan wishing Joe Francis will show up? And just what the hell are Donald Duck and José Carioca saying?
Robert Chan joins James, Chelsea and Dave for 1944's The Three Caballeros, Disney's 7th animated feature. Will Donald ever fit in with his Latino friends? Why are all the penguins in Antarctica depressed? And just how trippy does this movie get once they go to Mexico?
Adam Wagner joins James, Chelsea and Dave for 1970's The Aristocats, Disney's 20th animated feature. Will Edgar ever become a real villain? Do Thomas O'Malley and George Clooney hang out at the same bar? And just who would win in a fight - a scorpion or a praying mantis?
Holiday Special 2013
Becky Robinson joins James, Chelsea and Dave for 2004's Home on the Range, Disney's 45th (and possibly worst) animated feature. What's Alameda Slim's secret weapon? Was Judi Dench awarded royalty for this movie? And just how many burp jokes can you fit in one movie?
Sarah Snitch joins James, Chelsea and Dave for 1998's Mulan, Disney's 36th animated feature. Is Mushu actually helpful? Is Shang a little bicurious because of Mulan's crossdressing? And just how awesome can a Disney song be? (answer: very)
Courtoon joins James, Chelsea and Dave for 1950's Cinderella, Disney's 12th animated feature. Is there a black mold problem in Cinderella's home? Does Prince Charming have any personality at all? And why doesn't Cinderella have any ears?
FLitz joins James, Chelsea and Dave for 2009's The Princess and the Frog, Disney's 49th animated feature. Should people be afraid of Voodoo? Does Naveen know safe sex practices? And did Microsoft Sam co-star in this movie?
Nick Skardarasy joins James, Chelsea and Dave for 1986's The Great Mouse Detective, Disney's 26th animated feature. Would it hurt to be shot by a mouse gun? Does Fidget the Bat get disability checks? And, seriously, why do so many of you like this movie?
Joey Richter joins James, Chelsea and Dave for 2002's Lilo & Stitch, Disney's 42nd animated feature. How nice does it feel to dress like a lady? Are social workers bad guys? And why do aliens just kind of look like fish?
Liann Kaye joins James, Chelsea and Dave for 1997's Hercules, Disney's 35th animated feature. What powers do Greek gods have? How did Scar end up in Ancient Greece? And just how many nipples are in this movie, anyway?
Greg Hollander joins James, Chelsea and Dave for 1959's Sleeping Beauty, Disney's 16th animated feature. Was this film originally planned as a sitcom? Why doesn't Dave ever seem to know what's going on? And scrumps! Scrumps! Scrumps!
Laura Holliday joins James, Chelsea and Dave for 1988's Oliver & Company, Disney's 27th animated feature. Why doesn't Billy Joel do more acting (as a dog)? Did Taco Bell rip off its chihuahua from this movie? And how much more can we talk about Billy Joel?
Elliott Morgan joins James, Chelsea and Dave for 2002's Treasure Planet, Disney's 43rd animated feature. Why don't more movies have Goo Goo Dolls montages? Are moms allowed on adventures? And just how many times can we say the word 'nubile' in 15 minutes?
Halloween Special 2015
BethBeRad joins James, Chelsea and Dave for 1989's The Little Mermaid, Disney's 28th animated feature. Should King Triton see an anger counselor? Did the animators ever actually draw Ariel's naked parts? And just why is Ariel hanging out with Flounder in the first place?
Mano Agapion joins James, Chelsea and Dave for 1955's Lady and the Tramp, Disney's 15th animated feature. Does this movie take place in America? Can anyone understand Lady's bloodhound friend? And just how many animals are trying to eat that baby?
Elizabeth Rage joins James, Chelsea and Dave for 1985's The Black Cauldron, Disney's 25th animated feature. Will the Horned King's quarterly staff meeting go well? Does Princess Eilonwy know anything besides how to introduce herself? And just how pathetic is Taran?
Joel Arnold joins James, Chelsea and Dave for 2001's Atlantis: The Lost Empire, Disney's 41st animated feature. Will Milo save the Atlanteans and be their white savior? Is it any secret that Rourke's the bad guy? And just how does Kida stay so tan living underground for a thousand years?
April Moreau joins James, Chelsea and Dave for 2012's Wreck-It Ralph, Disney's 52nd animated feature. Will Ralph ever learn about his troll lineage? Are you supposed to put your hands up in a movie theater? And just how much does this movie make you want candy?
MaxNoSleeves joins James, Chelsea and Dave for 1999's Tarzan, Disney's 37th animated feature. Will Tarzan ever learn any sweet BMX tricks? Does Phil Collins know how easy it is to replace his lyrics? And just what is Kerchak's forearm routine at the gorilla gym?
SoundProofLiz joins James, Chelsea and Dave for 2003's Brother Bear, Disney's 44th animated feature. How much does a bear weigh? Which bear has the best bear lips? And is Phil Collins a musical genius or do all his songs sound the same?
RogersBase joins James, Chelsea and Dave for 2014's Big Hero 6, Disney's 54th animated feature. Which Teletubby was the gay one? Where are the police in San Fransokyo? And why is Hiro so damn unlikeable?
Jon Cozart (of Paint) joins James, Chelsea and Dave for 1994's The Lion King, Disney's 32nd animated feature. Why does everyone hate hyenas? Why was the Disney World Pocahontas so mean to Jon? And what do elephants go to the elephant graveyard to do?
Keetin Marchi joins James, Chelsea and Dave for 1967's The Jungle Book, Disney's 19th animated feature. Why does everyone in the jungle put up with Baloo? Does Mowgli know how to walk like a human being? And who exactly had lice in Keetin's elementary school?
Briana Roecks joins James, Chelsea and Dave for 2007's Meet the Robinsons, Disney's 47th animated feature. Where did Bowler Hat Guy get his baller hat? Why do these characters hang out on rooftops so much? AND HOW MANY CHARACTERS DO WE NEEEEED?
Ali Spagnola joins James, Chelsea and Dave for 1961's One Hundred and One Dalmatians, Disney's 17th animated feature. Did Roger marry Anita for her money? Is Jasper trying extra hard to be British? And how cool would it be to be Cruella de Vil?
Omar Najam joins James, Chelsea and Dave for 1977's The Rescuers, Disney's 23rd animated feature. Is Medusa purple? Why is there an entire scene without music? And just what does a Southern accent really sound like?
Patrick Dougall of Thingamavlogs joins James, Chelsea and Dave for 1981's The Fox and the Hound, Disney's 24th animated feature. Were there any laws in the '30s? Whose idea was it to have this bird subplot? And just what does it mean to be the best of friends?