Duncan leaves the monks of Surat Thani and finds an island made entirely of discarded coconut husks. Duncan drinks too much of the fermented coconut water and is temporarily blinded by the methyl alcohol secretly added by the Turtle gang. Stumbling around, the sightless Duncan thinks he is hailing a Tuk Tuk, but is really forced to iron the slacks of all inhabitants of Koh Samui where Duncan must find his way free from the worlds largest miniature golf park.