"I want to feel my way along you, all over you and up and down you and in and out . . . particularly in and out. I'll just live inside your trousers or something. It would be much easier! [I'll come back as] a Tampax. Just my luck! My luck to be chucked down a lavatory and go on and on forever swirling round on the top, never going down.” -Charles III, King of the United Kingdom and other Commonwealth Realms