When a local pizza place advertises they'll deliver a pizza in 30 minutes or it's free, they didn't take into account a certain fat, orange cat who'd go to any lengths for free pizza. / Wade's father comes to visit Wade to see if he's not a coward anymore. Wade pretends to be brave. Meanwhile Roy tries to guard the chickens from the weasel, with the help of the 'Weasel Watcher' machine. / Jon decides to buy a new car after crashing his old one into the garage. He gets more than he bargained for, however, when he gets a car with a computer voice that falls in love with him.