In order to get rid of a pesky magazine salesman, Jon buys a subscription to "Sponge Illustrated". However, he gets more than he bargained for when the salesman continually follows Jon around, trying to get Jon to renew his subscription. Will Jon ever be able to get rid of this pesky solicitor? / With Orson sick, Bo, Wade, Roy, and Lanolin, argue about who should read Booker and Sheldon their bedtime story "Chicken Licken." / The local museum has just acquired an actual saber-toothed tiger for their new exibit. The tiger, not wanting to be caged up, devises a plan of escape. He takes tusks from another exibit and some industrial-strength adhesive and glues them into Garfield's mouth.