A fearsome godlord from an alternate dimension is trapped in the small town of Oak Grove, where his only friend is a macabre little girl named DYLAN. Together they fight the boredom of suburban life.
Golan’s plans to escape back to his home dimension are threatened when he catches the chicken pox from Dylan.
Golan believes the tooth fairy is real, and he informs everyone they’re in a relationship.
Golan is enraged when the family ditches him to attend a funeral without him.
In an attempt to mimic the Easter resurrection, Golan accidentally creates a clone of himself who proves to have a mind of his own.
When Dylan begins to neglect her reading because of a boy, Golan decides he will personally teach her to read even if it does more damage to her.
A mighty demigod warlord named Golan finds himself in Oak Grove, Minnesota, upon being summoned by Dylan Beekler when she found a Gkruoolian Tome. Though he managed to return to his world, Golan is forced to flee back to Earth after learning that his former acolyte Kruung had taken over Gkruool in his absence. Golan moves in with the Beekler family until he can return to Gkruool with the means to reclaim his throne from Kruung.
Golan and Dylan hatch an evil scheme to kill spring before it even begins, using the magic of dance, and Alexis realizes she is the only one who can stop them.
Dylan wets the bed, so Golan makes fun of her in an attempt to be accepted by the cool kids. Meanwhile, Alexis helps Keith throw a party for his 17th birthday that makes headlines for all the wrong reasons.
Golan attends Alexis' high school to get crowned King in the school dance.
