"Heeey Zack, it's Billy again. Not sure why you haven't called me back yet. I've left like... I don't know... one, two, eight, twel- a lot of messages. Guess you're pretty busy. Uuuumm hope you're doing well and that everything is cool. Yup. Cool, cool, cool. Anyway... about my dick size in the fi-(beeeeeeeeeeeep)."