Detectives Colt Python and Jack Steel interrogate Tom Cherry on the disappearance of Jimmy Kimmel's pet hamsters.
Detectives Colt Python and Jack Steel interrogate Bradley Cooper regarding the theft of George Clooney's credit card.
Miley Cyrus is brought in for questioning regarding the kidnapping of Justin Bieber; who happens to be the Detectives' favorite singer.
Mario Lopez is detained by Detectives Colt Python and Jack Steel for stalking the most talented man in show business, Ryan Seacrest.
Kurt Russell has been prank phone calling Kevin Costner so Detectives Python and Steel are determined to stop this madness - and of course arrest Kurt Russell for the crime.
Inept police detectives Colt Python and Jack Steel mistakenly arrest Keanu Reeves and confuse him for Mark Wahlberg.
Two Halloween costumed individuals are arrested for being involved in a transgender prostitution sting. As usual, the interrogation goes very wrong and quickly heads into a world confused by Star Trek, Presidential hopefuls and Mel Gibson.