Sacred cows beware, confirmed beeff eater Pio Terei is sent to India, where beef is strictly off the menu. But Pio adapts as a good comedian should, and goes vegetarian while rowing down the sacred Ganges. Traveling through Northern India, he is treated to such sights as dolphins and dead bodies. But he also gets the chance to see how the Maharajahs lived, and has a close encounter with a native. Unfortunately for him, that native happens to be a camel!