A long-haired boy is trapped in a tower by a witch.
In a spin on Goldilocks and the Three Bears, Goldilocks goes out into the woods where the bears have set a trap inside of some house that she stumbles onto. After eating all of the food, she attempts to use the bathroom but gets her ass chewed off. Fortunately, Goldilocks finds a new ass, and soon heads to sleep upstairs. The bears show up but this bitch has super powers and destroys the house and kills everyone inside. It takes a minute, but the body parts for the bears reassemble into a big monster and do everything they can to destroy Goldilocks. Their first stop is Goldilocks’ house where a huge battle ensues, but the head of the household shows up and blasts those bears to kingdom come.
Red Riding Hood must transport illegal drugs over the border to save her boyfriend's life.
Lonely old man wishes he had a son. His wish comes true... unfortunately.
Woman uses a magic dwarf to help improve her love life.
Jealous queen tries to assassinate her stepdaughter because the stepdaughter makes better congo bars than her.
