have you ever wondered what it would sound like to have the fat albert gang cover nwa? ever look at frankenstein and think "hey...he would be awesome in gay porn!" do you always seem to stop at just 9 reasons for a stronger erection? do you love hearing william shatner give his renditions of classic rock? ever wonder what your dad would look like rubbing himself somewhere other than the living room? do you like christian puppet shows? and for the piece de resistance: an old lady with a detachable flying head that eats babies out of mothers wombs nuff said