Joe asks some awkward questions when Ethan has a woman sleep over for the night.
After hearing a terribly boring eulogy, Joe asks Ethan to write his for him. Word gets out and Ethan starts a eulogy writing business. When one of his clients die, and Ethan's eulogy is read, Joe changes his mind.
Ethan wants to get tested for a STD. He and Joe role play about how to tell the women he's been with that she may have herpes.
Herb blocks Joe from talking to a woman in the mall. Ethan tells him to apologize but he won't. The group of mall walkers ban Herb from the group, and Herb gets them all banned from the mall.
The holiest day of the year for the gang and they must fast until sundown. Ethan gives them marijuana and they get kicked out of the synagogue. Herb and Saul get the munchies and break the fasting rule. Ethan tries hard not to let Joe eat.
Joe takes a joke too far after Ethan teaches him a modern dating concept.
Ethan becomes a bookie when he discovers Joe and his friends bet on each other's deaths.
Ethan rents out a room in the apartment without telling Joe.
Joe and Ethan argue over who is the better driver and become Uber drivers for a week to see whose ratings are higher.
Ethan wants to have a party, but the Rabbi has a no noise rule, so he and Rudy sneak into the Rabbi's apartment and steal his hearing aid.
Joe learns about live streaming and gets Ethan to film a funeral for him. An argument with Ethan and Herb breaks out at a Bris and the film gets cut off.
After Joe's plot is sold to someone else, Ethan gets the idea of finding places to bury people. All the places he finds for them are backyards, forests, and parks. He's not worried that it's illegal.
Ethan finds out that Harry has a racist password and forbids Joe to hang around him. He then starts interviewing old people to replace Harry for Joe.
Joe discovers the medical pages on the internet. He quickly diagnoses the elderly for free. He misdiagnosis everyone and a fight breaks out at the bingo game.
Joe decides to donate his organs. The old folks in the home start to give him gifts and offers for his organs.
Saul is getting married, and asks Ethan to organize a bachelor party for him. George gets a $400.00 debt at the strip club and can't remember his pin number. Ethan pays it for him, but can't get the money back.
Joe starts a fight with a young driver who takes a handicapped space. It goes viral, reaching #2 on the net. Vern Troyer's videos are always #1, so Ethan ask Verne to collaborate with Joe.
Two mall walking groups start a fight over the bench in the mall.
Joe and Ethan get kicked out of the bingo hall for talking. Ethan decides to be a bingo caller.
Ethan and his girlfriend get a pregnancy scare and he starts to think about a vasectomy. Joe threatens to cut him out of the will if he does.
Ethan takes pictures of the gang at a Shiva. He tries to pick up the grand daughter of the deceased and shows her some pictures on his phone. When she sees the gang with bagels on their heads, she throws them out.
Ethan and Joe go on a double date and Joe is upset that Ethan used his razor to trim his private area. When they meet the ladies, Joe blurts it out and that is the end of the night.