‘NBA Desktop’ bids a sad goodbye to Jason’s favorite son, Kristaps Porzingis, as the Knicks continue to be a dumpster fire. Then, Jason takes a look at the Anthony Davis trade-request saga and explains why tampering fines are pointless. Also, internet troll extraordinaire Sreekar Jasthi takes us into the Dark Web to break down how he got a Photoshopped Instagram on Sportscenter and how an internet rival paid for his vacation. Plus, Kevin O’Connor visits Thicc World, and Mallory Rubin makes her first ‘Desktop’ appearance to share Harry Potter spice.