Love Is Blind season 1 is a mess. The couples get together faster than my teacher and my parents when it came to my bad grades in elementary school. They trauma dump on date #1 and get married on date #2 and then probably by date #3 they get to that phase in a relationship where you don't really "initiate" special time anymore and when you do it's got the same level of enthusiasm as washing hardened pasta sauce off the dinner plate you had 2 nights ago. I hate it and I hope their happy because at least one of us needs to be