Saltburn is a movie about a boy that is weird and does weird things because Jacob Elordi is hot. The things weird boy does may or may not be considered "nice" or "acceptable" or "legal", but I think I can confidently speak for us all when I say I get it. Who among us wouldnt do some absolutely disgusting things - I mean diabolically filthy things - to get just a smidge of a whiff of Jacob Elordi's bathwater. Anyways, there's a castle and some pretty scenery in the movie. Just a good old family friendly movie experience.