All Seasons

Season 1

  • S01E01 Pele

    • January 26, 2012
    • E4

    In this opening episode, New York Cop goes undercover in Miami, Renny & Gaviskon, the French chefs, take a trip to the moon, and Noel creates a felt-tip masterpiece with disastrous consequences.

  • S01E02 The Jelly Fox

    • February 2, 2012
    • E4

    In this episode Lysergic Casserole are trapped in a guitar case, Little Chrissie and Spoon Snake visit the Jelly Fox, while God ruins the party.

  • S01E03 King Tutta

    • February 9, 2012
    • E4

    In this episode, Dolly falls in love with a hat, Roy Circles reveals how he got over the death of his wife, and Noel uses his magic typewriter to obtain the ultimate frying pan.

  • S01E04 Phone Cake

    • February 16, 2012
    • E4

    In this show, Noel gets a really important call. Tony Reason speaks about his time working with Bon Jovi, while Fantasy Man tries to capture the Dream Tiger.

  • S01E05 Mash Potato Utopia

    • February 23, 2012
    • E4

    Noel is taunted by a Dolphin Bomber, New York Cop tells the tale of the singing fishfinger, and Secret Peter reveals where Alan Hansen has been hiding.

  • S01E06 Tiger with Chlamydia

    • March 1, 2012
    • E4

    Noel discovers that Andy Warhol is a forgery, Tony Reason is visited by his old mucker Tod Michaels, the music-producing hammerhead shark, and the jungle is terrorised by a giant tiger with an STD.

  • S01E07 BBQ Breakdown

    • March 8, 2012
    • E4

    Fantasy Man gets into a scrape with some chavs, kite-headed Bryan Ferry is decapitated by a racist protractor, and Noel accidentally sets fire to the show.

Season 2

  • S02E01 Paul Panfer

    • July 31, 2014
    • E4

    The second season begins with a season long title: "Tales from Painted Hawaii". The cast of Magnum P.I. try to sacrifice Noel to a volcano. All hopes of being rescued rest on Paul Panfer, an internet sensation who remakes Elvis films on his mobile phone.

  • S02E02 Saving Terry

    • August 7, 2014
    • E4

    Noel gets fantasy block (a weird strain of writer's block) and if he doesn't overcome this and write an ending to the show, Terry, his only viewer, will be killed by an asteroid

  • S02E03 Reality Man

    • August 14, 2014
    • E4

    Noel's show is turned into a reality TV programme by fantasy terrorist Reality Man. Noel is evicted back to reality and gets a job working in a greasy spoon café. Luckily for Noel, Fantasy Man and Big Chief Woolabum are on hand to help, and hopefully save the day.

  • S02E04 Cucumbers of Cool

    • August 21, 2014
    • E4

    Noel realises he is the only person in the show who isn't cool. He has until the end of the episode to become cool, otherwise he will be destroyed by a race of alien cucumbers who all worship the poet John Gay.

  • S02E05 Joey And The Whale

    • August 28, 2014
    • E4

    Noel has until the end of the episode to boost the ratings from nine to twenty-five. If he doesn't manage to do it in time, his show will be axed and he and all his characters will be put into storage and, ultimately, incinerated. (Season 2 Finale)

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