Ladies and gentlemen, boys and girls, friends of all ages, step right up and see the incredible DANCING MONKEYS! Yes, that's right, we've got DANCING MONKEYS for your enjoyment! Why ask the monkeys to do anything monkey-like, or vaguely interesting at all, when you can make the MONKEYS DANCE!? Dance, monkeys, DANCE! We gave you the golden opportunity to ask the monkeys engaging questions about being a monkey. Questions like "How did you become a monkey?" or "What's a day in the life of a monkey like?" or "What's your favorite monkey business of all time?" but instead all you want to do is MAKE THE MONKEYS DANCE! So that's what we're giving you, every week on this exact day: DANCING DAMN MONKEYS! We hope you like 'em!