'Actually, we're cannibals. We keep dead bodies in the cellar.' So jokes Sima, a bored Indian Brummie serving in her father's corner shop and dismissing the locals' prejudices with humour. Her aspirations are the subject of Feroza Syal's funny one-woman show. Performed to an audience who are invited to comment, the show becomes a lively dialogue about the experiences of young British Asians.