Satirical Desert Sketch / Opening Titles / News of the Week / Bedroom Sketch / Move On by Fashion / Announcements, and Competition Results / Weather Report Clip / World Cup Preview / Commercial Break / Continuity Announcer Sketch / Announcements / Thought For the Day / I Can't Explain by The Who / Count Custard / Hilaire Belloc Poem / Beat Your Brains Out / Alexei Sayle and Radical Posture / Bellamy on Ice / Going For a Spin / Commercial Break / Riot in Studio / Laurie (Strange Things Happen) by Dickey Lee / Charlie the Monkey / Balls Pond Road / Weekend Wind-up Caption / PC Plod / I Wanna Bang Me 'Ead, and Closing Credits /