Three Comedians in a Pub / Opening Titles / Mr Mary Whitehouse / News of the Week / Algernon Razzamatazz / News of the Week (continued) / SAS Sketch / Is it a Dream by Classix Nouveaux / Tax Return Sketch / Commercial Break / Car Wash Legs / Ullo John! Got a New Motor? by Alexei Sayle / Pulsebeat / Wedding Song / Woman & Man / Stiksy Advert / Competition Results / Beat Your Brains Out / Church Sketch / The Only Professional Flasher On the Books by Tom Bright / Commercial Break / Pearly Gates Sketch / Dear Margery Boobs (cartoon) by Bob Godfrey / Argument Over Breakfast / Help Me, Rhonda by The Beach Boys / Matabele Girls by Joshua Yarlog, and Closing Credits /