13-HOURS! / Standing for the pledge / We don’t know who won the election – no spoilers please! / We’ve been obsessed with the Dabbleverse / LISTENER ART: Big Spid / Elan School burns down / WE WATCHED: Anora / Small batch office supplies / NEW SEGMENT:PERSON OF THE WEEK / Our Lucky Lemon AKA Fools D***-Bart / CHEAP CHAMPIONS: White House Edition / Reporting Trump Guitars to Gibson USA / Joe Rogan and Megyn Kelly’s tiny skirt / Reviewing Megyn Kelly’s hairdo feat. Dasha and Anna from Red Scare / LIVE WATCH: TONY HINCHCLIFFE’S NEW STANDUP SPECIAL, “GARBAGE” / WE WATCHED: A Different Man / Hans Kim accused of S.A.! (and it’s being covered up by Kill Tony mods!) / Meme Potential: Dasha Nekrasova “chair scene” in Bad Behavior / We discuss Patrick Melton’s new laugh and offer him some valuable advice / Bodega Cat Whiskey is under new management / Zach Bryan “Smallest Man” diss track feat. Josh Richards and Dave Portnoy