We have done swedish food. Swedishly. Deal with it. Some might argue this is italian food, but this is what we eat on a wednesday. SWEDEN!
Swedish Meatballs. They are good for you. Lingonsylt are for Swedish nationalists. WE DONT LIKE THAT
Sidepork. Its swedish bacon. Salty and awsome. Hard to comprehend? WE DONT CARE! Enjoy the food. And remember: Pre-dinner mayo is GOOD FOR YOU!
Sometimes when you cook swedishly, the food is destroyed. This is natural. Chop your food. Chop your friends. Chop the world. BECAUSE ITS GOOD FOR YOU!
Good evening, kick back and relax. This is a special episode after all. This might be good for you. Also COOKIES. What cookies you might ask? SWEDISH DREAMS!!11
Secret Bloopers and Deleted Scenes from the latest episodes "chair session".
Tubing it up. Also: Stroganov. ITS A NAME! Problem? Deal with it. Swedish name? OF COURSE NOT! Swedish dinner number 5! HATERS ARE WELCOME
Pancakes. Lots of you wanted to see them. Like this? WELL EITHER WAY ITS GOOD FOR YOU! Pre-dinner mayo with pretty spoons? Obvious case is obvious.
Swedish Smörgåstårta (translated: Sandwhichcake) is a cake of undeniable destruction and oblivion. Beware though.. If you are not Swedish and try to eat it, you might just loose yourself in it.. Or even worse: Your soul. Dinner is served.
Some stuff are good for you. This might be. Are you Swedish enough yet?
Swedish breakfast is the second most important thing of the day. Mayo is more important. That's how we gain our overwhelming power. Now; Destroy the food. Next; Destroy the world.
We did it live. We did it swedish style. Mayo is good for you. Part of a stand-up comedy show. Mid-show act.
Bullens pilsnerkorv. It's a Swedish sausage. AND ITS DELICIOUS! Not fine with it? Eat a rock, hater, and call the care-police. Season 2. We are back. And we are f''cking mad about it.
Rage. Endless rage. Swedish style. And add cream. And (french) Swedish onionsoup for flavor. That was particularly good for us. Also: Haters are welcome.
Next time, we won't be tricked. Eat it, hate it, kill it. 666.
Crayfish. Its not crayfish season yet. We just wanted to try them out. Too soft they were, indeed! Haters will hate, and are very welcome!
Montage of our presence at Brännbollsyran Umeå 2011.
What's up? We cook outdoors. Outdoorsly.
Aaah, nothing beats fresh fish straight from the toilet. Add some body-peeled potatoes and homemade remoulade sauce (with regular* amount of mayo included) and it's done. Served best with a couple of ugly pikes by your side. *Regular measurements doesn't apply to mayo.
A more relaxed behind the scenes this time, enjoy.
Flying Jacob is a marvelous dish best served on the fly, but we won't! This is regular Flying Jacob after all. Served on the ground as usual. We visited a famous man called GAMEBOYBOY and cooked our food in his kitchen even though he told us not to. Also we were hold at gunpoint, something everyone should experience once or twice in their existence. Try eating this off the hood of a car, it's delicious.
Another one? really? yes.
Behold! The gods found your videos very entertaining and have now made them into one. All hail mayo lovers!
When Swedes cook, the thunder roars, because the God of Thunder: THOR is at it again! The same goes for when Swedish Meal Time cooks for mysterious foreign people... No one survives.. Especially if they get the almond.. Its pretty much like The Ring. 7 days and all that yadadada....
It's stomachless to let your friends eat dessert alone. Who's that Finnish dude? Ei saa peittää...
Herpa derp!
Merry Christmas everyone! It's good for you!
Welcome to a deadly rolling episode filled with...Thinbread? Oh well, just shake it all up in a big jar, mix it with your head and fists and enjoy together with some pre-dinner Mayo! And don't forget to salute the Swedish King before cooking! I'm out of here...
The return of Swedish Meal Time is happening. Be prepared.
We made dinner. And now it's served, once again. It's good for you, bitch!
This week you'll be served bloopers and behind the scens from Lethal Lasagne! We had a great time recording this episode, and we hope you'll enjoy this video until next week, when we release... Killer Kalops! It's good for you!
Curse you, Mr.Fox....
Kalops is the food for Valhalla Lordlings and the bearded knights of the north. Rage, blood and anger is the key to a healthy meal and long friendships (of pain). It's good for you! Mr.Fox is starting to become a real problem...
Warning: People.
Thursday-cravings for pea soup? No problem. We got you covered..WITH MAYO! ITS GOOD FOR YOU
It was a mess, but we fixed it. No problemo! We love you all!
TIME FOR SOME FIKA! Typical Swedish thing, which is great, because we are Swedish. Pre-dinner mayo applies to non-dinner situations as well, so we could just as well call it anytime-mayo, if you know what we mean...! It's good for you!
Carrots was slaughtered, clocks stopped and milk was spilled. A regular Thursday if you ask us.
FINE! We made Pizza.. You kept asking.. It's not really Swedish - but we did it Swedish style. And the pre-dinner mayo was included as well, so all is good. Also: Thor the Thundergod rules #ROSMT
Here's a custom view of the mess we make! It's good for you!
Sideporks are bound to return. Forever. And ever. Bitch. We made them with fury and milk - a quite regular approach, to be honest. Pre-dinner snacks can be consumed in unity with the flawless swedish bacon - no problemo.
There goes that duck again...I mean...here are you bloopers for this week! Those hillbillys sure knows how to scare some sidepork out of us.
We asked you crazy Swedes to send in swedish styled things and pre-dinner snacks, and you were great! We love you all!
We caught a foul fish in the supermarket. Really, it was dead all along, but who cares tbh. Swedish fish are known for swimming in the cold oceans of mead that our country possess. However, don't drink until you're 18, and drink responsibly. This took a turn for the worse for a typical description, but I guess shit happens. It's good for you!
We be silly Swedes. As per usual! Enjoy!
Goodbye, our darling. You're dead now. And we're going to paint the town red with your blood. Swedish pie is only for the vikings born of the ancient blood of awsome.
Rulltårta. Rollcake. Roflcake. Same same, but different. We didn't add mayo because we're retarded. The roflcakes were used back the history when vikings were travelling the seas and forests, and deserts and laid waste to everyone in their path. Now, the transformation has begun. We will kill.
Roflcake can't be made without laughters and rage. The two main ingredients actually. Now off with you! Go make your own!
Mayo. Cocaine. Same same. But different. If you inhale mayo, you're up for one hell of a ride. Anyway, this dish was delicious, but we had to be quiet. A mistake we will not repeat. Prepare your beards.
We found some bastard students in Farsta. They actually invited us, and we destroyed their kitchen. It was expected.. And good for you.
BLITZKRIEG! Or Farsta. Same same really.
When you're as awsome as Sp4zie, it's barely an effort making ingredients make love to one another. Following the instructions carefully, and be certain of the glory to be had. It's good for you!
We murdered together, we ate together, we laughed together because that's what you do whenever Sp4zies in the house! CTDM!
Triple punches and helmet crushers - it sounds like a name from a really cool metal band, but no: It's simply our methods for cooking swedish food. Add regular ordinary amounts of everything, and scream every 10-15 minutes, or more often if you're badass enough. It's good for you!
Triple-punches? Yes please! This took forever to clean up...
Hallongrottor. Rasperry Caves. Cookies. They make us mad. Headbutt the ingredients into oblivion and put the stuff in the oven for some 2-3 hours, and start over regular style. It's good for you!
Dustsuckers and mayomouths. Enjoy this weeks bloopers and behind the scenes! It'll be some time until you'll see another "regular video" now, as the CALENDAR is premiering this monday! Regular episodes will resume after christmas!
That's right, bitchers - we did it. Lousy cats: Super hero food. Eat with your mouth and don't forget to add some pre-dinner mayonnaise to your inside sometime during the process of creating these god forsaken buns. IT'S GOOD FOR YOU!
Butter. MORE BUTTER. Bitch. Roll it into a ball and start a butterball-war, if you have the time. But honestly, who does these days?
It was a mess, but hey - isnt it always?!
Wingardium leviosa.... Wingardium leviosaaaaa........ Wingardium leviosaaaaaaa... Staph it, Mr.Fox, staaahp....
Well what is this then? A BLOOPER?! Well I be...go ahead and watch it then, FOR MAGIC! HARRY POTTER!
Niklas cooks fish. Yes, Niklas. Same same, but different. It's good for you!
Somebody had to take the role of Niclas and whom better than our own Niklas? It's not really any difference between the two, just that one has more beard than the other and the other has a more lighter tone in the kitchen. Same same.
What's this.. Something is not right.. A roast beef and no mayonnaise..!? That means trouble.. Double trouble! If this Mr.Fox keeps this up, we might have to shut down ROSMT for safety reasons.. or even worse.. shut down ROSMT for safety reasons D:
What is one more roasted beef in the pan? Gross I tell you, GROSS! Follow the guys as they prepare to slay Isak, talk with Mr. Fox and have a laugh or two.
Yoho, bitchers, Niclas has returned! Pre-dinnersnacks are loaded and the fury is maxed out, let's punch this inferior cake in the FACE!
Smash, bang and ripididoo - and the cabbage dicks are through! If you don't know how to smash Swedishly - don't smash at all! Klas Eriksson and Ellen Bergström was served dinner, and it was good for you..!
It's not everyday we get to cook alongside a fellow northerner. This episode was awesome and full of drunk people. Enjoy!
Pitekaka is often served with coffee and a punch in the face. You can eat with your mouth or with your fist, depending on your general mood that particular day.
This behind the scenes feature some extra behind the scenes footages with Niclas. Enjoy!
Go get EPIC cooking gear from EpicMealTime here: http://shop.epicmealtime.com/ Pitepalt. It's core-food for vikings. Bitch. But beware of The Paltkoma. It can be your last meal if you're not careful...!
Palt is gray and so is Isak's face. Grayface!
Schnitzel ist gut für Sie . Essen Sie es mit Ihren Mund und bewegen sich entlang . Nichts zu sehen hier , bitch!
If you bite it, it's like your face is turning into your behind. So cook it Swedish Style and you'll be A-OK, bitch.
Midsommar, or midsummer, a perfect Swedish tradition and day to have a murder. If you're not used to murdering people from Sweden, just practice on someone easier, like a dane or french dude. It's good for you.
CAPS-LOCK TITLE BITCHERS! It's summer-break-time, thus this will be the last cooking video in a little while.. More updates on this soon!
We're gonna celebrate reaching 1.000.000 bitchers, bitch. For every comment on this video, we will chop one onion: Swedish style. 3000 comments = 3000 onions. You get the point. Also, for every onion + an undisclosed amount, we will donate money for Barncancerfonden (The Swedish Childhood Cancer Foundation).
We did it live. Again.
For this episode we went far out of Stockholm city, which generated a bit of nostalgia for the North where we all come from.
