Johnny is your typical Vietnam vet/aspiring screenwriter going about his day when he spots some Nazi bikers attacking a young woman on the beach. He saves her and does the natural next step: he moves into the luxurious beach house where she lives with her parents. This must be a California thing. Maybe one of those props they all voted on in the '70s? Where did Johnny live before this? Where was he going when he witnessed the attack? Please, it’s only been two minutes, this thing is gonna raise a whole lot more questions before it is through! As luck would have it, the girl’s father is a major Hollywood bigwig, with the power to get Johnny’s movie made. There’s just one problem: he loathes the hell out of Johnny. We have no idea why. Maybe Johnny’s using the fancy guest soaps that look like seashells that you’re not supposed to use, or perhaps he’s been leaving the screen door open and gnats and the occasional beach Nazi are getting in.