Splash! Splutter. Cough. You’ve just washed up on the shores of the best game we’ve looked at in ages. Friends, newcomers, children of all ages, please enjoy this review of the ethically dubious Archipelago. It’s early days, this might end up being our game of 2013. Who knows? If Archipelago teaches us anything, it’s to plan for the future. The future, and also for what you’re going to do with all those sodding pineapples. Enjoy, guys.