I reveal my picks for the top ten worst Christmas songs ever to haunt the human ear. This ain’t no generic top ten playlist though: some of this Christmas music is pretty obscure. It's 2020 baby! Why did I just say that? Anyway, what’s this about? I’m a composer and music theorist? Why am I lowering myself to this? Why indeed! Because I wanted to make something small for you to enjoy while I finish a much larger video. And also, because I enjoy garbage. And also because I like you. Are you seriously STILL reading this? Give me £20.