Greasy Dego Anthony beings the day talking about the latest news on Curb Your Enthusiasm and Larry David, the news reporting on the Orlando shooting, Donald Trump and Hillary Clinton on terrorism, knowing what our founding fathers were thinking, needing a militia, dealing with “radical Islam,” and Ant attempts to call in to Opie. Ben Gleib and Joe Matarese join the show to yap about hair dying, artwork, Neil Diamond, Jack Nicholson, they discuss impressions, the presidential candidates, Jesse Ventura, and gassy Jim Florentine. They guys chat more about Neil Diamond, ISIS’s morale, we see a German soccer coach sniffing his balls, they talk about the movie Spinal Tap, John Moschitta, old school variety shows, stupid ass Linda Lavin, and while Ant tries another call in to Opie, we watch the Fall Guy intro. While STILL waiting on hold, the guys go on to talk about Yakov Smirnoff, the Brady Bunch Variety Hour, East Side Dave comes in to update us on his insane life, and they wrap talking about fat Axl Rose, to-go food, and tipping properly. And no, Ant and Opie never talked.