We explore what life was like before the Internet. In a time no one remembers anymore, cavemen wandered the Earth without Google maps, and humanity floundered for centuries.
The U.S. military invented the Internet to kill foreigners. Instead they gave the world porn. Get the whole, untold story.
The tech boom of the roaring 90s - Our best national delusion yet. Learn about it on The Onion's History of the Internet.
In the charred wasteland left in the crash's wake, roving bands of cannibals ruled the land. Many saved themselves from disaster by building fortresses out of surplus direct-mail AOL disks.
Social networks made having real friends obsolete and, frankly, a little pathetic. Why go to a dinner party with four or five friends when you could instead post a photo of you eating dinner alone and have eighty strangers "like" it?
With the rise of more online interactivity, we enter an era when socially awkward Americans finally got serious about wasting their lives.
The Onion reveals the history of smart phones, the tiny external brains that do our thinking for us now.
How is the Internet going to evolve in the future? Scientists predict that strap-on web-goggles will allow us to surf the web while stepping blindly into traffic.