Are you ready to get dusted? RuPaul’s Drag Race star Crystal Methyd is in the house! She sits down with Delta to talk about meth labs, questionable theme parks, and her brand-new hair transplant. The two also bond over their mutual hatred of AI robots trying to offer “help” over the phone. (Press zero for a real operator NOW!) Plus, Delta goes off about the tragic lack of new Halloween music. Where are the fresh Halloween classics? Megan Trainor? Katy Perry? We’re begging you—save spooky season!