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Season 1

  • SPECIAL 0x9 A Hospital Isn't a Place for Lazy People

    • December 8, 2008
    • The WB

    When Cat breaks up with Owen, Lola decides to be supportive and break up with her own boyfriend, Glenn, by telling him that she has brain cancer.

  • SPECIAL 0x10 What Is Love?

    • December 8, 2008
    • The WB

    Things get tense after Cat sneezed on Lola. Meanwhile, Briggs tries to get Glen back on the police force.

  • SPECIAL 0x11 Listen Up People

    • December 8, 2008
    • The WB

    The Chief calls a staff meeting to discuss Lola's nonexistent brain tumor.

  • SPECIAL 0x12 Life is Hard

    • December 8, 2008
    • The WB

    The Chief tries to help a boy who has aged rapidly. Meanwhile, Blake tries to help people via the healing power of laughter.

  • SPECIAL 0x13 I'm Calling It

    • December 8, 2008
    • The WB

    Another doctor tries to use Blake's method: the healing power of laughter.

  • SPECIAL 0x14 A Very Special Episode

    • December 8, 2008
    • The WB

    In this very special episode, things are told from the perspective of a visiting doctor from Puerto Rico.

  • SPECIAL 0x15 Love - Why Is It that When You're In It - Etc.

    • December 8, 2008
    • The WB

    Glen gets upset about Cat's new boyfriend. Meanwhile, a new doctor may be able to cure The Chief.

  • SPECIAL 0x16 You Know that Visiting Doctor, the Neuro-specialist?

    • December 8, 2008
    • The WB

    Blake challenges Nate to a competition where the two doctors must perform surgery using only the healing power of laughter.

  • SPECIAL 0x17 Nut Cutters

    • December 8, 2008
    • The WB

    Blake tells Lola he knows her brain tumor is fake. Meanwhile, Glen tries to get revenge on Cat's new boyfriend.

  • SPECIAL 0x18 Punch It In!

    • December 8, 2008
    • The WB

    In the season finale Max performs surgery on The Chief and Blake tries to cure Lola's nonexistent tumor.

  • S01E01 A Hospital Isn't a Place

    • July 11, 2010
    • Adult Swim

    Cat breaks up with Glenn, and Lola fakes a brain tumor to dump Owen. Later, they "console" each other. Blake is a sad clown, and Owens ex-partner tries to lure him back to be a cop. American forces raid the hills of Pakistan in search of bin Laden.

  • S01E02 Monkeys, That's What We Are

    • July 18, 2010
    • Adult Swim

    The staff is sympathetic about Lolas fake brain tumor. Glenn is arrested for trying to give an infant breast implants. Briggs recalls Owens last day as a cop. Blakes healing powers of laughter are lacking. Cat falls in love again. Still no bin Laden.

  • S01E03 Very Special Episode

    • July 25, 2010
    • Adult Swim

    Blake recalls childhood traumas that made him who he is. A competing clown doctor arrives to threaten Blakes position. A visiting doctor experiences the hospital in a whole new way in this very special episode introduced by executive producer David Wain.

  • S01E04 This Kid's Getting a Vasectomy

    • August 1, 2010
    • Adult Swim

    Cat's new love affair blossoms, provoking jealousy in Glenn. A visiting neurosurgeon, Dr. Max Von Sydow, offers to cure the Chief of her myriad ailments. Cat deflowers her now boyfriend while Blake challenges Schachter to a laughter-off.

  • S01E05 Nut Cutters?

    • August 8, 2010
    • Adult Swim

    Jealous Glenn gives Cats new boyfriend an unscheduled operation. Osama bin Laden is captured! Blake operates on Lolas non-existent brain tumor while the Chief undergoes major surgery. Will they make it? Probably not. But maybe. OK, one of them dies.

Season 2

  • S02E01 I See Her Face Everywhere

    • August 22, 2010
    • Adult Swim

    As the new season begins, Cat Black is conflicted about her full term pregnancy, because the father (Nick Kroll) is 6 years old and has advanced aging disease; the doctors remember Lola who still seems to be dead; Chief has more than professional feelings for the new administrator; Glenn cures cancer.

  • S02E02 No One Can Replace Her

    • August 29, 2010
    • Adult Swim

    Cat goes into labor with Little Nicky's baby. Little Nicky's advanced aging disease causes him to take on the tendencies of an old man as the disease begins to kill him. Lola Spratt returns from the hospital to explain that she faked her death, but everyone believes she is a ghost. Blake Downs returns to the hospital, following the failure of his private practice/spin-off. New doctor Valerie Flame takes over narrating duties on the show for Cat Black when complications occur in the birth of she and Nicky's child.

  • S02E03 I Am Not Afraid of Any Ghost

    • September 5, 2010
    • Adult Swim

    Dr. Maestro asks Dr. Flame to give him a lethal injection so that he can find Dr. Spratt in the spirit world. A creepy EMT wants to show The Chief his "sexy" costume.

  • S02E04 Give a Painted Brother a Break

    • September 12, 2010
    • Adult Swim

    Dr. Blake's clown brother comes to visit and borrows money from Dr. Blake to pay off his gambling debts, while telling him it's for an operation. A mascot from a local theme park starts suspiciously, repeatedly bringing in children with broken arms for treatment. The hospital is turned into a youth hostel, and Sy gets conned by an attractive young foreign girl.

  • S02E05 Joke Overload

    • September 19, 2010
    • Adult Swim

    The staff must choose between saving an old black man and a young white kid. Insult comic Jeffrey Ross brings his child into the O.R., but the staff is more concerned with enjoying his humor than treating his child. Two Star Trek nerds dressed in uniforms (one as a Klingon) visit the hospital.

  • S02E06 The End of the Middle

    • September 26, 2010
    • Adult Swim

    An episode of TV news magazine News Readers covering the filming of the final episode of Childrens Hospital, complete with behind the scenes looks at the show. Cutter Spindell (who portrays Blake Downs on the show within the show) interferes to save the series, convincing protesters that they're saving an actual children's hospital.

  • S02E07 Frankfurters, Allman Brothers, Death, Frankfurters

    • October 3, 2010
    • Adult Swim

    A knife stuck in a boy's chest may not be what it seems; Glenn's cancer cure is threatened by a mysterious visitor, a mind-reading girl visits the coma room.

  • S02E08 Hot Enough for You?

    • October 10, 2010
    • Adult Swim

    When the power goes out on the hottest day of the year, sexual tensions boil over among the staff. Blake is date-raped. Dori fries eggs on her boobs.

  • S02E09 The Coffee Machine Paid for Itself

    • October 17, 2010
    • Adult Swim

    A hip sexy Rabbi (David Wain) arrives and seduces Valerie, angering Glenn; Sy faces a moral dilemma involving a coffee machine; Lola is confused by a mysterious organ in a cooler.

  • S02E10 Show Me on Montana

    • October 24, 2010
    • Adult Swim

    "Take Your Daughter to Work" day at the hospital ignites a series of conflicts involving a leering child molester (Steve Agee), Chief's sexy daughter (Lizzy Caplan), and an 11 year-old patient whose gender is yet to be determined.

  • S02E11 You Know No One Can Hear You, Right?

    • October 31, 2010
    • Adult Swim

    The abortion debate is brought into relief by a visit from a prominent Senator (Ed Begley, Jr.); Owen must decide whether he can treat the 10-year-old who beats him daily; Sy finally faces his alcoholism.

  • S02E12 The Sultan's Finger - LIVE

    • November 7, 2010
    • Adult Swim

    In a special live episode, a visiting Sultan needs emergency surgery; Blake faces a crucial decision about his clown make-up; Glenn cuts off his finger for Valerie. A surprise ending reveals the shocking the truth about one of the doctors, shattering everyone's perceptions. SEASON FINALE.

Season 3

  • S03E01 Run, Dr. Lola Spratt, Run

    • June 2, 2011
    • Adult Swim

    A boy stuck in quicksand is brought to the ER.

  • S03E02 Ward 8

    • June 9, 2011
    • Adult Swim

    Briggs (Nick Offerman) goes undercover in the children's psych ward; Blake's ex (Sarah Silverman) resurfaces; and Chief and Glenn share a moment.

  • S03E03 Black Doctor

    • June 16, 2011
    • Adult Swim

    Blake is evicted from his apartment for being a clown; Dr. Brian returns to the hospital after a stint working for the drama "Black Hospital"; and Cat is overexposed.

  • S03E04 Home Is Where the Hospital Is

    • June 23, 2011
    • Adult Swim

    The doctors feel crowded from sharing an apartment and decide someone should move out. Elsewhere, Sy deals with his own domestic issues.

  • S03E05 Nip/Tug

    • June 30, 2011
    • Adult Swim

    A pediatric plastic surgeon joins the staffers; Max Von Sydow has a mix-up in the maternity ward; and Glen and Owen try to hunt down a snack.

  • S03E06 The '70s Episode

    • July 7, 2011
    • Adult Swim

    Glenn returns from Vietnam; Lola has new career aspirations.

  • S03E07 Father's Day

    • July 14, 2011
    • Adult Swim

    Lola and Brian try to locate Cat's father; the doctors wait for a prisoner's execution and plan to use his heart in a transplant procedure.

  • S03E08 Stryker Bites the Dust

    • July 21, 2011
    • Adult Swim

    The staff receive counseling after the death of Brock Stryker (Rob Riggle).

  • S03E09 Children's Hospital: A Play in Three Acts

    • July 28, 2011
    • Adult Swim

    Childrens Hospital presents a very special episode that will take you back to simpler times, when ladies wore dresses, men wore top hats and clowns knew their place.

  • S03E10 Munch by Proxy

    • August 4, 2011
    • Adult Swim

    Owen's secret wife (Alicia Silverstone) and baby visit the hospital for treatment; Val plays a high-stakes game of chess.

  • S03E11 The Night Shift

    • August 11, 2011
    • Adult Swim

    The Childrens Hospital doctors are assigned to work the nightshift. European doctor Velam Geza (Nick Kroll) joins the team to help show them the ropes. Plus, a doctor dies.

  • S03E12 The Chet Episode

    • August 18, 2011
    • Adult Swim

    A day in the life of Chet (Brian Huskey), the creepy paramedic.

  • S03E13 Party Down

    • August 25, 2011
    • Adult Swim

    A long-delayed bar mitzvah for Glenn is planned; Owen wants his foreskin back.

  • S03E14 Newsreaders

    • September 1, 2011
    • Adult Swim

    Updates on the cast are featured on "Newsreaders" in the Season 3 finale.

Season 4

  • S04E01 The Boy with the Pancakes Tattoo

    • August 10, 2012
    • Adult Swim

    An airborne amnesia virus causes panic to spread.

  • S04E02 Staff Dance

    • August 17, 2012
    • Adult Swim

    Owen is stunned when Madonna visits the hospital.

  • S04E03 Chief's Origin

    • August 24, 2012
    • Adult Swim

    Chief recounts her past, but the doctors aren't interested in her tale.

  • S04E04 Free Day

    • August 31, 2012
    • Adult Swim

    The doctors have free time on their hands. Lola sports a bikini.

  • S04E05 Behind the Scenes

    • September 7, 2012
    • Adult Swim

    The actors' bad behavior is caught on camera.

  • S04E06 The Return of the Young Billionaire

    • September 14, 2012
    • Adult Swim

    Owen works with a detective to get to the bottom of strange behavior by kids.

  • S04E07 British Hospital

    • September 21, 2012
    • Adult Swim

    A look at the British version of "Childrens Hospital".

  • S04E08 Ladies Night

    • September 28, 2012
    • Adult Swim

    The hospital's attempt to attract business turns into an opportunity for the male doctors.

  • S04E09 A Kid Walks in to a Hospital

    • October 5, 2012
    • Adult Swim

    Sy's spy past comes back to haunt him when his former partner returns to kill him.

  • S04E10 A Year In the Life

    • October 19, 2012
    • Adult Swim

    The events of a full year at the hospital are chronicled.

  • S04E11 Attention Staff

    • October 26, 2012
    • Adult Swim

    The public announcement announcer's identity is revealed.

  • S04E12 Childrens Lawspital

    • November 2, 2012
    • Adult Swim

    Lola has no friends or pets so she gets a law degree and defends Owen, who has been accused of slapping a child to death.

  • S04E13 Wisedocs

    • November 9, 2012
    • Adult Swim

    The Mafia run wild in the hospital.

  • S04E14 Eulogy

    • November 16, 2012
    • Adult Swim

    The death of a cast member is examined.

Season 5

  • S05E01 A New Hope

    • July 26, 2013
    • Adult Swim

    The staff move to an army base in Japan when the hospital is infested with termites.

  • S05E02 Triangles

    • August 2, 2013
    • Adult Swim

    Officer Briggs needs a place to stay and a copy of Airplane! to rewatch.

  • S05E03 C-Word

    • August 9, 2013
    • Adult Swim

    A plane crash threatens a night of entertainment on the base.

  • S05E04 Country Weekend

    • August 16, 2013
    • Adult Swim

    The doctors gather at Cat's vacation house for her wedding to Michael.

  • S05E05 Imaginary Friends

    • August 23, 2013
    • Adult Swim

    The doctors fight to save the hospital ward that houses ailing imaginary friends ... and also has great cell reception.

  • S05E06 The Gang Gets Sushi

    • August 30, 2013
    • Adult Swim

    When Lola is recruited for a government task force, the past threatens to compromise the mission.

  • S05E07 Old Fashioned Day

    • September 6, 2013
    • Adult Swim

    It's Old Fashioned Day at Childrens Hospital. And it lasts longer than a day, which allows for a conflict.

  • S05E08 Spoiler Alert: Owen Gets a Perm

    • September 13, 2013
    • Adult Swim

    Owen learns a lesson about hair choices; Glenn reveals the source of his surgical abilities.

  • S05E09 Wine Tasting

    • September 20, 2013
    • Adult Swim

    A visit from a hospital critic coincides with Sy putting on a wine tasting event and Owen agreeing to cover for Glenn that leads to trouble for all.

  • S05E10 Blaken

    • October 4, 2013
    • Adult Swim

    When Blake is kidnapped, no one will help except Owen, who interrupts his television show to help his fellow doctor.

  • S05E11 A Lot of Brouhaha over Zilch

    • October 11, 2013
    • Adult Swim

    Blake reveals multiple stories of drama at the army base, including Glenn and Cat's unrequited love for each other, and Derrick Childrens desire to regain control of Childrens Hospital from Sy.

  • S05E12 My Friend Falcon

    • October 18, 2013
    • Adult Swim

    Director David Wain's personal documentary about his lifelong friendship/rivalry with Childrens Hospital cast member Just Falcon.

  • S05E13 Coming and Going

    • October 25, 2013
    • Adult Swim

    The doctors' stay in Japan comes to a head in a double-episode season finale.

Season 6

  • S06E01 Five Years Later

    • March 21, 2015
    • Adult Swim

    Five years after leaving the army base, Owen must re-integrate into a 'normal' life at the hospital.

  • S06E02 Codename: Jennifer

    • March 28, 2015
    • Adult Swim

    The doctors are summoned to the White House, by Lola, to help with a matter of national security.

  • S06E03 We Are Not Our DNA!

    • April 4, 2015
    • Adult Swim

    Shocking DNA test results cause confusion and chaos among the staff.

  • S06E04 Fan Fiction

    • April 11, 2015
    • Adult Swim

    Nurse Beth enters a love triangle with Glenn and Owen; the doctors try to solve a high-stakes medical mystery.

  • S06E05 With Great Power . . .

    • April 18, 2015
    • Adult Swim

    Lola learns that she may have developed a superpower; Blake and Dori attend mediation to solve their parenting issues.

  • S06E06 Just Like Cyrano de Bergerac

    • April 25, 2015
    • Adult Swim

    Blake asks Glenn to coach him in his new romantic relationship; Chief and Cat prank call Sy.

  • S06E07 Up at 5

    • May 2, 2015
    • Adult Swim

    The cast appears on a morning show, 'Up at 5', in order to promote the upcoming Childrens Hospital movie.

  • S06E08 Koontz is Coming

    • May 9, 2015
    • Adult Swim

    Sy runs himself ragged trying to impress an influential blogger before the big hospital fundraiser gala.

  • S06E09 Sperm Bank Heist

    • May 16, 2015
    • Adult Swim

    In a quest to get pregnant, Val assembles a team to break into Sy's sperm bank vault to steal his prized collection.

  • S06E10 Nils Vildervaan, Professional Interventiomalist

    • May 23, 2015
    • Adult Swim

    When Sy's new girlfriend makes significant changes around the hospital, the doctors react with hostility.

  • S06E11 Me, Owen

    • May 30, 2015
    • Adult Swim

    Owen and Briggs work together on a murder case that has spanned fifteen years; a look into Owen and Briggs' past.

  • S06E12 The 27 Club

    • June 6, 2015
    • Adult Swim

    After a newspaper calls him a 'rock star surgeon', Glenn worries that he will die on his upcoming 27th birthday.

  • S06E13 Home Life of a Doctor

    • June 13, 2015
    • Adult Swim

    Glenn returns to Sao Paolo, Brazil, for his family's weekly Shabbat dinner.

  • S06E14 Kick Me

    • June 20, 2015
    • Adult Swim

    When Blake realizes that the source of his life's pain is the other doctors, he decides to take revenge.

Season 7

  • S07E01 Kids Hospital

    • January 22, 2016
    • Adult Swim

    In the seventh season premiere, the doctors find new jobs at a crosstown hospital after being fired by Blake, who turns to a life of crime with his brother, Sir Tinklebutton.

  • S07E02 One Million Saved

    • January 29, 2016
    • Adult Swim

    A rare disease surfaces and the doctors search for a cure at the remains of the original Childrens Hospital with Val's alter-ego. Elsewhere: the other doctors try to save their one millionth patient.

  • S07E03 Sy's Tenure

    • February 5, 2016
    • Adult Swim

    When Sy gets tenure, he wants to use his influence to build a consumer jetpack; Chief is stranded on a dance pedestal; Owen learns how hard it is to be hospital DJ.

  • S07E04 Doctor Beth

    • February 12, 2016
    • Adult Swim

    Nurse Beth's origins in the Childrens Hospital basement, where she must navigate the social hierarchy of the nurses.

  • S07E05 The Show You Watch

    • February 19, 2016
    • Adult Swim

    A 1950s variety show is recalled, revealing the origins of the "Childrens Hospital."

  • S07E06 DOY

    • February 26, 2016
    • Adult Swim

    The crew go to the Doctor of the Year Convention.

  • S07E07 Show Me a Hero

    • March 4, 2016
    • Adult Swim

    Dr. Cat Black has a faith crisis and the resident spiritual leaders try to convert her. Also: Glenn becomes frustrated when he doesn't feel like he's getting enough credit for playing second bass in a punk band.

  • S07E08 By the Throat

    • March 11, 2016
    • Adult Swim

    Owen gets caught up in a conspiracy when the hospital runs out of tongue depressors.

  • S07E09 Childrens Horsepital

    • March 18, 2016
    • Adult Swim

    A race horse is pursued by a mob boss, so Chief hides the animal in the hospital. Elsewhere: Lola's college barbershop quartet tries to get her back and Glenn glues Blake's hands to latex gloves.

  • S07E10 Through the Eyes of a Falcon

    • March 25, 2016
    • Adult Swim

    An actor invites the cast to a photography exhibition where their secrets are revealed in a behind-the-scenes episode.

  • S07E11 Grandparents' Day

    • April 1, 2016
    • Adult Swim

    Grandparents visit the workplace for "Bring Your Grandparents to Work Day."

  • S07E12 Hump Cola

    • April 8, 2016
    • Adult Swim

    A break room fencing mishap leads to a lucrative business opportunity. Blake suspects that Glenn is fighting an addiction.

  • S07E13 The Grid (1)

    • April 15, 2016
    • Adult Swim

    A possible gas leak causes hallucinations for Glenn and Owen and makes Lola fear a doctor is following her, but the true cause puts the hospital's future in jeopardy.

  • S07E14 The Grid (2)

    • April 15, 2016
    • Adult Swim

    The doctors of Children's Hospital must come to terms with a devastating development.

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