Welcome back to the Pretend Room, where David Mitchell and Robert Webb somehow begin discussing prestige dramas about Prince Andrew and end up debating national toilet paper habits in disturbing detail. The pair unpack the inspiration behind their Prince Andrew sketch, joke about Hollywood’s obsession with remakes and recycled ideas, and spiral into one of the strangest conversations imaginable about wiping techniques, French bidets, and whether entire countries “scrunch.” It starts as a conversation about comedy sketches and somehow turns into a breakdown of British toilet culture. Naturally.