Welcome back to the Pretend Room, where David Mitchell and Robert Webb somehow begin discussing a washing machine porn sketch and end up debating the practicalities of owning white goods, the strange brand extensions of Peugeot and Samsung, and whether Scotty from Star Trek could operate a keyboard. The two unpack the inspiration behind their washing machine and therapist sketches, admit they are not handy with tools, and spiral into a bizarre conversation about replacing broken appliances, flushing toilets with unknown water sources, and why a mobile phone shouldn't double as a washing machine.