On a typical quiet night at Ebbw Vale's worst curry house, a health inspection throws owner Basil into a panic. Meanwhile, Nick has an unexpected encounter with an old rival.
Rhys has a falling out with Connor, the hardest boy in school. Basil, Nick and Jub brainstorm ideas to drum up business for the Golden Cobra and compete with their rival Ernish.
Strapped for cash, Nick and Jub agree to deliver a package of unknown goods for shady business owner Martin Bastard, sending them on a spooky trip to Aberdare.
Mona and her friends join the school tough nuts Connor and Bighead for a game of truth or dare. Samita worries Mona is in over her head and getting involved with the wrong crowd.
Basil and Jub decide it's finally time to make a TV advert for the Golden Cobra. Samita worries about her daughter's new relationship with infamous school bully Connor.
Down in the dumps and riddled with guilt, a broken Nick reflects on his past and the devastating life-changing decision that led him to where he is now.
On a beautiful summer's day in Ebbw Vale, Nick finally steps up to the plate as his son Rhys suffers an injury too harrowing for this blurb.
Messiah of rugby Scott Quinnell blesses Ebbw Vale with his divine presence, bringing a heavenly warmth to the town. Basil sees his perfect opportunity for revenge.
The Golden Cobra is now the number one curry house in Ebbw Vale, but a shark attack puts Basil's new-found success at risk. Jub reconnects with a friend from childhood.
Someone from Nick’s family turns up to visit. Rhys, Kermit and Bigbird bunk off from their school Eisteddfod.
When The Golden Cobra receives a bad online review, Basil and Jub attempt to find the culprit and exact revenge. Rhys is punished for bunking off school.
Rick slips over at the Cobra, and Ebbw Vale’s most unethical accident solicitors convince him to take legal action. Basil gives Nick an ultimatum... a deadly ultimatum.
When Connor is stung by wasps from a nest planted in his locker, Samita takes up the investigation but quickly discovers that the prime suspect is her daughter, Mona.
With Nick having moved back into Claire's house, Jub is lonely and goes out looking for love. Meanwhile, Basil finds himself in danger while having to make his own deliveries.
The Year 12 students get undermined when their fun school trip is switched at the last minute and they're forced to visit a mining museum, the Coal Hole. Mona is frustrated by Connor.
Miss Port invites all her posh friends to a dinner party to celebrate Jub's new job, as well as her new air fryer. Basil is finally caught by the TV licence men.
Rhys and his friends go to a college music gig after discovering that a girl in school might fancy him. But when he is threatened by Connor, they enlist local thug Malcolm to protect him.
Mona promises to spend time with Miss Port’s nihilistic goth daughter, Lambrini, while Miss Port and Jub go for dinner at a posh restaurant. The night takes a turn Jub doesn't expect.
After landing a huge sale at his new job, Jub goes for a big night out with his colleagues but finds himself struggling to match their pace. Meanwhile, Basil is starting to miss Jub.
A familiar face returns to the Golden Cobra accompanied by his serial killer-obsessed girlfriend and takes the staff hostage. Jub takes stock of his life.
Take a peek behind the scenes of The Golden Cobra as we follow the cast and crew during production of the second series of the cult lo-fi animated comedy.
