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Season 1

  • S01E01 Sardines

    • February 5, 2014

    It is the day of Rebecca and Jeremy's engagement party, and everyone (well, nearly everyone) has turned up to the old house to wish them well. Except that one of the bedrooms, the one with all the old baggage in it, has been left unlocked...

  • S01E02 A Quiet Night In

    • February 12, 2014

    Gerald owns a beautiful house with lots of beautiful things in it. Beautiful things that are also extremely valuable. The kind of things that might just become the target of an audacious criminal enterprise.

  • S01E03 Tom & Gerri

    • February 19, 2014

    Tom is a primary school teacher with ambitious ideas of becoming an author. When he tries to repay a good turn from a late-night caller, he gradually becomes the victim of his own generosity. As time passes, his new friend - Migg - becomes an increasingly dominant part of Tom's life, threatening his relationship with his aspiring actress girlfriend, Gerri.

  • S01E04 Last Gasp

    • February 26, 2014

    Tamsin is a very sick little girl, so Jan and Graham asked WishmakerUK to brighten up their daughter's birthday. The charity is bringing along a very special guest indeed - none other than the legendary singer Frankie J Parsons.

  • S01E05 The Understudy

    • March 5, 2014

    Tony Warner's performance as Macbeth is the toast of London's West End. It would be very bad luck indeed if he was suddenly indisposed in some way. Except for Jim, his ever-hopeful understudy, of course.

  • S01E06 The Harrowing

    • March 12, 2014

    Ordinarily, Hector and Tabitha never go out as they have to look after their disabled elder brother. But tonight's event is so special that they are going to need a carer. And Katy's not going to turn down £88, is she?

Season 2

  • S02E01 La Couchette

    • March 26, 2015

    On board the sleeper from Paris to Bourg St. Maurice, a motley collection of passengers try to get a quiet night's sleep as the train makes its way across France. But as the sleeping compartment fills up, the chances of that begin to look highly unlikely. In Deuxième Classe, everyone can hear you scream...

  • S02E02 The 12 Days of Christine

    • April 2, 2015

    Christine Clarke brings a new man back to her flat from a New Year's Eve party, and immediately her life starts to unravel. Who is the terrifying stranger that keeps appearing in the flat at night?

  • S02E03 The Trial of Elizabeth Gadge

    • April 9, 2015

    Two of England's most notorious and feared witch-finders are summoned by Sir Andrew Pike to the unassuming village of Little Happens in order to try an old woman. Elizabeth Gadge stands accused of consorting with the Devil, most lewdly and on divers occasions. If she is found guilty, she will burn. It is very definitely the most exciting event in Little Happens since the business of the escaped cow.

  • S02E04 Cold Comfort

    • April 16, 2015

    It's Andy's first day as a volunteer at the Comfort Support Line call centre, which offers the lonely and desperate a chance to talk about their problems. All the CSL counsellors have their own ways of dealing with clients, coping with the emotional stress and killing time between phone calls. But is Andy really prepared for what's to come?

  • S02E05 Nana's Party

    • April 23, 2015

    It is Nana's special day: it isn't every day you get to be 79. She is excited about spending the afternoon with her whole family - even Pat and Jim, who both love a great practical joke. Her Angela has put on a lovely spread, including a huge cake. But as Nana says, 'Don't worry about the future: you can't predict it'.

  • S02E06 Seance Time

    • April 30, 2015

    Having never consulted the spirit world before, Tina isn't quite sure what to expect. Her visit to the spiritualist medium Madam Talbot has been arranged by her sister. Hives, Talbot's assistant in the mundane world, seems quite helpful, but there's something already waiting for Tina on the Other Side, and Hives knows all about it.

Season 3

  • S03E01 The Devil of Christmas

    • December 27, 2016

    Austria, Krampusnacht 1977. All the good children are given gifts by St Nicholas and all the bad ones are punished by the demonic Krampus. Julian and Kathy arrive for a holiday with their family. But who has been good and who has been bad?

  • S03E02 The Bill

    • February 21, 2017

    A group of friends go for a night out at a local restaurant. Soon an argument erupts about who is going to pay the bill.

  • S03E03 The Riddle of the Sphinx

    • February 28, 2017

    A professor at the University of Cambridge attempts to teach a student how to solve a cryptic crossword.

  • S03E04 Empty Orchestra

    • March 7, 2017

    At a karaoke party to celebrate a colleague's promotion, a group of office workers decide to express their feelings through their choice of songs.

  • S03E05 Diddle Diddle Dumpling

    • March 14, 2017

    After finding a lost shoe in the street, a man becomes fixated on trying to trace its owner.

  • S03E06 Private View

    • March 21, 2017

    A group of strangers are invited to attend a private exhibition at an art gallery, but none of them knows why they were invited.

Season 4

  • S04E01 Zanzibar

    • January 2, 2018

    Welcome to London's Hotel Zanzibar. Our varied guests have travelled from afar. Proposals, plots and prostitutes combine. It's a comedy of errors on floor nine.

  • S04E02 Bernie Clifton's Dressing Room

    • January 9, 2018

    It's been 30 years since Northern double-act Len and Tommy last appeared on stage together, that fateful night at the Glasgow Pavilion. Then Tommy walked out on Len, and that was curtains for Cheese & Crackers. Until now - and one last gig in front of an invited audience.

  • S04E03 Once Removed

    • January 16, 2018

    According to the Holmes & Rahe Stress Scale, the three most troubling experiences in life are the death of a spouse, divorce and imprisonment. Moving house is only 32nd on the list. But anything could happen in the last 10 minutes of this episode. Or the 10 minutes before that. Or the first 10 minutes for that matter.

  • S04E04 To Have and To Hold

    • January 23, 2018

    When Adrian's career as a wedding photographer starts to get in the way of his own marriage, his wife Harriet is determined to find out why.

  • S04E05 And the Winner Is...

    • January 30, 2018

    We join the jury of a television awards company as they decide on who is going to win the Best Actress award. But only one of the eight actresses can be chosen.

  • S04E06 Tempting Fate

    • February 6, 2018

    A dead hoarder's flat, a blood-stained floor, a dead rat, and a terrible, inescapable curse from beyond the grave. All in an ordinary day's work for council contractors Keith, Nick and Maz.

  • SPECIAL 0x1 Live: Dead Line

    • October 28, 2018

    When Arthur Flitwick finds an old mobile phone in his local graveyard, he makes the mistake of trying to contact the owner. But some mysteries are best left unsolved, and as Halloween draws near Arthur is plunged into a nightmare of his own making. It seems that no good deed can go unpunished, in this world or the next.

Season 5

  • S05E01 The Referee's A…

    • February 3, 2020

    The beautiful game. The crunch-clash between United and Rovers in the last match of the season, all safely in the care of the four match officials. A tale of promotion, relegation, corruption, and so, so much more.

  • S05E02 Death Be Not Proud

    • February 10, 2020

    Young couple Beattie and Sam are finally on the property ladder, but the only flat they can afford has a dark and sinister past - one that demands to be heard.

  • S05E03 Love's Great Adventure

    • February 17, 2020

    Trevor and Julia always want to make Christmas really special for their family but this year, with money so tight, things aren't going to be easy. As each door of the advent calendar opens, everyone will have to do their bit to make Christmas happen.

  • S05E04 Misdirection

    • February 24, 2020

    World-famous magician Neville Griffin is extremely protective of his secrets, but student journalist Gabriel is determined to get an interview nonetheless. Griffin actually believes that stealing a magic trick is probably worse than murder. How would he know that, exactly?

  • S05E05 Thinking Out Loud

    • March 2, 2020

  • S05E06 The Stakeout

    • March 9, 2020

    Two police officers have time to get to know each other on the night shift. But PC Thompson's previous partner died in a brutal attack less than a month ago, the forensics have gone missing and PC Varney is beginning to ask a lot of awkward questions.