The vampires try to plan a lavish bloodfeast in honor of a visit by their ancient master from the Old Country.
The vampires get embroiled in local Staten Island politics as their first step to world domination.
The fragile truce between the vampires and Staten Island’s werewolves is tested, and Colin Robinson finds romance with a new co-worker.
The vampires venture into Manhattan, to make an alliance with an old friend who is now the king of the Manhattan vampires.
Lazslo, in bat form, is captured by Staten Island Animal Control and must be rescued, while Nadja can no longer resist reconnecting with her reincarnated lover Gregor.
The Baron awakens from his slumber and demands to experience the wonders of the New World in a night out in the town.
The vampires must defend themselves as an international vampire tribunal gathers to judge them for their transgressions.
Nadja trains Jenna on how to take her first victim, and Nandor applies for American citizenship.
Tensions run high as the vampires prepare to host the Biannual Vampire Orgy.
Nandor visits one of his living descendants, and a lover from Nadja's past re-emerges.
Nadja and Laszlo's new familiar poses problems for an increasingly anxious Guillermo, and the vampires enlist the services of a local necromancer.
The vampires hold a seance to deal with a ghost infestation, which leads to a larger ghost infestation.
The vampires attend their first human Super Bowl party, while Guillermo’s search for virgins uncovers a deadly threat.
While the vampires fear they've been electronically cursed, Guillermo tries to thwart a deadly threat to his masters.
Colin Robinson gets promoted at work, and his new power threatens the balance of power in the vampire house.
After a vengeful enemy from the past appears without warning, Laszlo flees his home and goes into hiding to avoid certain death.
The vampires offer shelter to an old nemesis who’s down on his luck.
Nandor’s old familiar from the 1970s returns to Staten Island, Guillermo leaves to serve a new master, and Nadja and Lazslo revive their musical act.
When Nandor and Laszlo are abducted by a coven of witches, the others must venture to Brooklyn to rescue them.
As they prepare to attend the most exclusive event on the vampiric social calendar, the vampires try to survive without Guillermo.
Guillermo's fate hangs in the balance as the vampires receive a promotion.
A forbidden artifact is used to help Nandor court a health club employee.
An old flame returns and an ancient vehicle is resurrected.
The vampires embark on a road trip from which they may never return.
Justice is served, both vampirically and also in small claims court.
An ancient beast escapes and threatens the existence of all vampires everywhere.
Two travelers are shipwrecked and a doll runs away from home.
Nandor is persuaded to reject vampirism and pursue a healthier lifestyle.
Colin has a birthday and a vampire says goodbye.
The housemates grieve the loss of one of their own.
The vampires return from their world travels to find their mansion on the verge of collapse, and a freakish new creature in the house.
Nandor’s search for love is finally successful, and Nadja realizes her lifelong ambition of opening a vampire nightclub.
Opening night of Nadja’s vampire nightclub is threatened when the big musical guest cancels.
The vampires take a trip to the secret Night Market, where all the supernatural creatures gather to barter and haggle.
The vampires endure the private school admissions interview process.
Guillermo loses his mind trying to help Nandor plan the perfect vampire wedding.
Nandor and Laszlo air out their differences on a hunting trip at an isolated cabin, Nadja has a girls’ night, and Guillermo reconnects with his family for the first time in twelve years.
The mansion gets a makeover.
Guillermo has a visitor from overseas.
Baby Colin reaches that awkward age.
The vampires discover the mall.
Nandor and Laszlo have a night out with Sean and his friends. Nadja discovers the source of her bad luck.
The vampires help Sean host a Pride parade. Nadja helps her doll achieve a long-held dream.
Colin runs for office, Nandor makes a new friend and Nadja reconnects with her roots.
Coverage of a local water main break brings unwanted attention to the vampires.
When Guillermo is injured, Nadja takes him to Urgent Care. Colin has trouble feeding.
Nadja gives back to her community. Laszlo's experiments have some unexpected results.
A roast held in Laszlo's honor reveals dark secrets.
The housemates are invited for a weekend away at the home of a mysterious, illustrious vampire.
The vampires search for a missing Guillermo.
The vampires’ long-lost fifth roommate returns.
Guillermo gets a new job, and Colin helps Laszlo make a new friend.
A dispute over who gets to use the newly available empty room under the stairs gets out of control.
Laszlo and Colin help neighbor Sean find a new job at the railroad at which they claim to work.
The vampires are sent on a mission to New Hampshire to retrieve Nandor, who has lost his mind.
Laszlo's father's ghost returns to make amends, while Nadja and Nandor deal with the shapeshifters who have moved in next door.
Laszlo and Nandor try to exorcise the demon who has possessed their neighbor Sean.
Colin and Nadja have a couples' night with an old friend, while Nandor and Laszlo battle the film crew that have invaded their neighborhood.
The vampires get blamed for a murder at a meeting of all the New York vampires and must find a way back to the safety of Staten Island.
The vampires go to an office party to celebrate Guillermo's promotion.
A surprising twist leads to a change of plans.
